Tucker Carlson, he of the “Most Watched Cable News Show,” he, beloved of Proud Boys and other Fox viewers,

now promotes naked men, on top of large rocks, at twilight, gazing up at heaven, beaming red lasers at their genitals.

Because, says Tucker, “there is a total collapse of testosterone in American men.

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Hence, they need “full body, red light therapy, or “testicle tanning”

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Tucker Carlson: Aim Lasers at Men’s Private Parts,” Washington Post, 18 Apr 22).

“ Slow food has taught us that sustainability is as equally rooted in social connection and care as it is in environmental stewardship. “

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His father was Richard Warner Carlson, wealthy media investor, his mother, Lisa McNeer, who separated from them when he was only six. 

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Carlson applied, but was rejected for entry into the CIA. However, he found his way into “Dancing with the Stars” in 2006 (can’t anyone?). 

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On the other hand, on the darker side, some critics call him and his Fox-fellow-travelers “Quislings,”